Kale.bs

"Sometimes a smoothie is just a smoothie."

"To be nutritious is to be misunderstood."

"Let them eat kale."

"To wilt, or not to wilt, that is the question."

"I did not have culinary relations with that romaine."

"Kale is the opium of the influencers."

"Man is by nature a kale-eating animal."

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in our lack of roughage."

"I find your lack of fiber disturbing."

"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have kaled him."

"Waste no more time arguing what a good kale should be. Eat one."

"One does not simply walk into a juice bar and ask for un-massaged Lacinato."

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and kale."

"More importantly, a salad spinner has immense psychological value."

"You’re gonna need a bigger bowl."

"Should I kill myself, or have a cup of kale?"

"You will eat your kale until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for compost you are and to compost you will return."

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another vegetable"

"I believe a leaf of kale is no less than the journey-work of the stars."

"Eat softly and carry a big stalk."

"The spirit indeed is willing, but the leaf is tough."

"Everybody has a right to eat kale, but some people abuse the privilege."